zonecassette:

childrentalking:

browningtons:

He put a controller on a giant piece of wood and called it manly

i love to play mario and get hundreds of splinters in my hands

checkmate, idiot.

perkwunos:

adimals:

Fuck dude you really can’t

This is the first ad I’ve seen on here that actually fits tumblr’s demographic

heckacute:

I guess my ideal woman is the newly married, kind of ugly girl who is in every class at every community college who always tries to talk about how her husband is in Iraq. After mentioning him twice to the class within the first day, she feels comfortable enough to refer to him by first his name. If the teacher is talking about economics, she will interrupt to say something like, “Travis had a really good book about economics. I think he took it with him to Iraq. I’ll call him over Skype tonight and ask.” The teacher will continue the lecture without comment and the married girl will wait like a rat trap in extreme anticipation for the next time she will be able to talk about her husband who is in Iraq.

She is my ideal woman because I want to be her husband so I can die in Iraq and never have to see her again. 

xanaxandcoffee:

physically my body is here but mentally I’m in the astral plane beating myself up in the target parking lot

a-girl-in-her-20s:

need cuddles and a movie marathon

delicioushotschmoez:

horny

transgirlnausicaa:

personsonable:

sexhaver:

“my busch lite is gone”

this video should have a million notes and a primetime emmy

this is absolutely terrifying this dude crashes his goddamn car and doesn’t stop filming and is relatively unaffected. not really even upset that much seemingly? 

was this even filmed by a human, or by some type of powerful mysterious creature in human form?

gingerjews:

5ope:

5ope:

self care is eating rice

pavusiing:

when dogs say boof instead of barkin reblog if u agree

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

polymascotfoamalate:

polymascotfoamalate:

polymascotfoamalate:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

queen-loves-spirk:

triplexpoint:

toboldlydeducethetardis:

“Spread out” in Star Trek means “everyone leave me and Spock alone"

#LAUGHING INTO MY SOUP

lol i love in the third gif spock holds his hand out like

“no not you sulu you go that way”

twitterlols:

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